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  • Pests Out of Control In Sanborn
    Hello and welcome to another addition to our home county rag, Sanbornians! I come to you today with yet another breaking report! Yes, it’s that time of the year again – the rats have emerged from their winter hiding holes and descended upon the city in a wave of furry horror. Our phone lines have […]
  • Outdoor Landscaping Creates Space For Intentional Living
    The United States has been having an epidemic that most of us haven’t even noticed. It isn’t a life-threatening virus, but it does affect our health and daily lives in significant ways.  The Overworking Epidemic  Neverending to-do lists. Non-stop slack notifications. Overflowing email inboxes. Many Americans report feeling overwhelmed, stressed, anxious, and depressed about having […]
  • Termite Health Risks
    Termites are one of the greatest enemies to homeowners, as they can cause severe damage to a house within just a few days. These insects live in large colonies and prefer to eat wood and other cellulose material. They can be found in the dark and damp areas of the house.  Termites are tiny creatures […]
  • Relay Race
    Hello and good morning, Sanbornians! I apologize for the relative lack of reporting lately – there simply isn’t much going on! I know – how rare for our little slice of paradise. Today is mostly about reporting on wider events that just so happen to be affecting our county as well as the state…the country…heck, […]
  • New Report: Enormous Crime Wave MISSES Select Businesses!
    Hello and welcome to the most recent addition of the local Sanborn rag, reporting direct from ground zero of the most recent and destructive crime wave we’ve had in almost a half decade. The streets are choked with smoke, the police have once again joined with the looters and rioters, and the sound of gunshots […]