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  • The Acceleration Of Fast Ship Furniture & Cubicles 
    There’s no denying that almost everyone who works for themselves or at a small or big company is obsessed with organizational productivity. Office managers are laser-focused on maximizing output by styling the office to be a space that people might brag about to their friends and family. Home goods stores bustle with foot traffic on […]
  • Energy-Efficient Water Heater Replacement
    The United States Department of Energy says that water heating “accounts for about 20% of your home’s energy use.” With that in mind, it makes sense that many American civilians have adopted the technique of the “navy shower”, also known as the “military shower.” The technique originated on naval ships in an effort to conserve […]
  • Sanborn County Officials: Hot Times Call For Hotshot Truck Insurance
    Welcome back, Sanbornians! This is a special report on some very distressing trends we’ve seen popping up over the past couple of years. It’s well known that crime is on the rise across the nation, along with a very unfortunate simultaneous rise in the number of fatal car accidents. These two factors have combined to […]
  • Sanborn Ethics Committee Approves New Ethical Insect Eradication Methods
    Welcome back, Sanbornians! As many of you know, we recently needed to move our publishing house (again!) thanks to the building being condemned. The culprit this time? Termites! Yes, the termite scourge has returned once again. This time they’re driven by the once-a-Millenium monsoon rains currently flooding Death Valley. Swarms of the unique desert termites […]
  • A Bright History Of Corruption
    Hello and welcome back to the hometown rag, Sanbornians! Some of you have noticed that posting frequency has slimmed to a mere trickle in the past half year, and I am sad to say that there is no end in sight for that. I am afraid, dear readers, that being a wandering poet and local […]